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Women.

There is no one on the face of the planet more confused about themselves then the everyday women. Each man wakes up in the morning with a clear idea of how he would like the day to go and how he can make the day go that way. It’s obvious to him what will stand in his way and its ever move obvious, most the time, what he must do to get around it. This is not so for women.

Women wake up each morning with two or twenty things they want that directly contradict themselves. They may want new clothing but not want to spend money. They may want something unhealthy to eat but at the same time complain that they are fat or unattractive. This is never more apparent than in relationships. I women never knows what she wants from a man.

She may tell you that she needs some stability. She may mean she wants someone always there but she will not ask you out because you’ve been friends for two long. How does she not see the connection between being friends forever and stability? She may think her life is tough and doesn’t want to get you involved in her problems but honestly, what is a relationship for? What is the point of always having someone around if they can’t help you? Why buy a cake and just stare at it when you could eat it too!?

One morning she may be happy, talking and cheerful even. Then suddenly she gets up from bed and doesn’t return. It’s just not understandable. Women define laws. They are ever empirically incorrect. I could ask the same woman the same question each day and get a different response because she just doesn’t know. What is your favorite color? Oh, blue, really? Yesterday it was purple you know that right?

Is this difference something that is born within us? Something carried on the Y chromosome that we have yet to manage to duplicate for the bettering of the human race? This has honestly got to stop. I just can’t handle feeling like I am constantly second guessing myself on what is right. I feel like, because of her flip-flopping, I am the one that is insane.

Women, if you are reading this, give your man a well deserved break and just say what you mean for once. We aren’t dumb. We aren’t easily hurt. We are honest to God living human beings just like you and we deserve to be treated as such. Stop playing games. Stop pretending like we are lab experiments. Just stop. It’s about time you started saying what you mean and meaning what you say.

I give up on women, love and happiness. Call me when it’s my time to die.